Houdini Special
applies to situations where you feel like you took the biggest dump in the world, and when you try to find your brown baby, it’s disappeared, thus it is a houdini “special.” contrary to what the definition suggests, there is nothing magical about this phenomenon, because the sh-t simply dives deep into the abyss where no light shines through.
guy #1: “yo what took so long in there, bro?”
guy #2: “in the bathroom? well, i felt like i took the biggest sh-t in the world… and godd-mn it wouldn’t you know, it was a houdini special”
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