Hougar
a combination of hooker and cougar; an older female prost-tute; a prost-tute who is 8 or more years older than her male client.
at that time of night there weren’t any young hookers in the casino, so he went ahead and hooked up with a hougar.
an angry, bitter woman, who has transcended cougardom, by gaining a large amount of weight. she embodies the worst parts of a hog, and a cougar, therefore, she is a hougar. she is often bitter because she has been dumped by her much younger boy-toy and replaced with a younger, skinnier model.
demi moore, if she was to gain eighty pounds, and be embittered by the loss of that huge douche, ashton kutcher, would be a hougar.
sometimes referred to as an angry buffalo.
when someone is acting like a dumb b-tch/wh-r-
nicole broke dairy queen not just the machine but the whole store… she’s sucha hougar
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