House key


1. key used to enter your home
2. another name for a ‘p-n-s’
‘ohhh, —- i want your house key!’
‘what a big house key you have!’
‘i want you to enter my house with your house key.. ;]’
when you have a meeting of the minds on a plan of events, everyone in a group understanding a plan of action.
bob:we’ll all meet at church, then go to the lake.
steve: thats housekey!

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