the act of zooming in on somebody’s face very close for comedic affect..
“bro watch me hound zoom this ridiculous photo of jeremey’s girlfriend”
- full danson
to go the extra step in stupidity to reach a point where your friends think you are mentally challenged. “so we were on a boat playing a game of “what’s odds” when grant went full danson and had to do a b-tt chugg”
- entrepreneurial period
the entrepreneurial period is similar to the female menstrual cycle. it’s where an entrepreneur goes through different mood cycles throughout a certain period of time. these moods are normally based on how their business endeavors and family life is doing. wife: bill was in a really good mood last week but this week he’s irritable. […]
- gran autismo
when the autism levels are so high it becomes a new stage of pure cringe and embarr-ssment. a parody of the racing game series ‘gran turismo’ 1: this furry convention is on a new level of autism 2: i know it’s gran autismo in here
- kansas city earm*ffs
when you bust a load in two barbecue filled condoms and simultaneously smack a chick over her ears right when she wakes up. allison went to bed early so i surprised her with some kansas city earm-ffs in the morning.
trumpaigning: is campaigning for an elected political office in a manner that sets up the conditions for a perfect political storm that will propel the opposing candidate to win the election by trumping everything in the campaign. if you have any desire to win this election then stop trumpaigning everything you do and say? you […]