Hourgasm


the feeling you get when awakening in the middle of the night and realizing you still have hours to go before the alarm clock goes off.
hector gets up in the middle of the night to p-ss. he looks at the clock, realizing it’s only 1am. with 6 hours to go before the alarm clock goes off, he has a huge hourgasm.
to be in a state of near -rg-smic pleasure for a long time, i.e hours
my girlfriend’s so hot! just being near her gives me an hourgasm

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