Hourglass Syndrome


the frustration you experience when your computer takes an obscene amount of time to load something, or freezes. the name in derived from the little spinning hourgl-ss that replaces your cursor
fred: “last night, my stupid computer to so long to load i smashed the screen in.”
bob: “dude, you’re getting hourgl-ss syndrome, you need a new computer.”

“this morning my laptop didn’t work and my hourgl-ss syndrome made me rage at my boss. i need a new job now.”

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