house frau
a house wife of the 1950s variety. cooks, cleans, takes care of the kids and never complains. she has no social life other than her kids and no matter how angry or upset she may be with her husband, she never shows it (especially to outsiders).
“have you seen emily lately?”
“no, since she had her baby she’s become the little house frau.”
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a disgruntled housewife. often knows how to cook and clean and does those things well. usually takes her kids to a playgroup, and is not a soccer mom(soccer moms are hot). definitely runs the house and wears the pants in the family… but isn’t really ever happy.
jennifer’s mom is a house frau.
a big nasty loudmouth woman who has lots of opinions but no real-world experience or knowledge about anything. wears extra large mumus and watches oprah all day, while screaming continuously at her kids.
some house frau, taking her brood on a burger king run, rear-ended me on the turnpike!
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