House Fucked
p-ssing the points of drunk, hammered, sh-t-faced, and even sh-t-housed. so incredibly drunk that nothing you say makes any sense or has any relevance to anything whatsoever. you are closing in on death at this point.
dude, you were so house f-cked last night that you thought you were speaking arabic and that your boxers were sp-ce pants. you were also throwing up via your nose and mouth simultaneously the entire time.
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