house husband
(n.) king of the castle. ruler of the roost… until his wife comes home from work. this is one of the lowest t-tles a man can have, often said to be lower than unemployed. this is the masculine form of the word housewife.
-do you think lucas will ever have a job?
-no, but i think he would be a good househusband anyway.
a term that shouldn’t even exist due to thousands of years of sociobiological and anthropological evidence in gender role. however, this word is a testament to the awful power of political correctness, which forces gender relativeness in all words. (since housewife is a gender specific term applying to females, there should also be a polar term describing males, thus househusband)
examples of other terms invented by political correctness: policewoman, firewoman, servicewoman…
a man who acts tough but is actually a big sissy.
a coward
a sissy
jeremy : ‘what did you call me? i’m gonna kick your -ss!’
brian : ‘shut up jeremy, we all know you’re a big house husband’
someone who knows women dont belong in the kitchen. theyy are very loving and dont mind making sure the wife comes home to a clean house and happy kids. this is one of my favorite words. every person should have a househusband. when the house husband and the wife are alone in the house, the husband will cook with only an apr-n on. 😉
“girl, i wish my man was a house husband!”
“you have a househusband?…man that is awesome!”
“i have to get me a house husband!!!”
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