house-of-reps
noun. short for the house of representatives; one of the two houses of congress, where m-ss debation (a pun on masturbation) occurs. thus, the term ‘house-of-reps’ can be used to humorously and perhaps more subtly indicate one’s prior engagement in the act of masturbation.
verb. ‘house-of-repping’ – to debate on a m-ss scale, ergo. to m-st-rb-t-.
friend: sup mang, watcha do these holidays?
me: well, let’s just say i adopted a very hands on interest in the house-of-reps.
friend: lawl, me too. federal politics is the shiz.
bystander (possibly female and attractive): you guys seem pretty cool… how bout we discuss world affairs back at mine?
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