House Wench
a being, either male or female, that is at the beck and call of all other members of a flat/house/squalid abode. a house wench cannot answer back, refuse requests for high quality food or drink and must be willing to clean the aforementioned flat/house/squalid abode at a moment’s notice.
a house wench has usually been awarded this position for previous wenchiness behaviour; examples may include multiple refusals to attend social gatherings, persistent lateness and showing suspect youtube videos to a m-ss audience. once given the position of house wench, the being must accept his role graciously.
there is only one way to be granted leave from the position of house wench – the being must find another being that he/she feels demonstrates wench-like behaviour of such a high degree that the original house wench is no longer required.
“fabio, fetch me a italian sausage, spinach, and ricotta cannelloni. no complaints about cleaning the house – you are the house wench after all”
a woman living in a house, apartment, etc. with several other men, who is frequently tasked with cleaning activities and other maid-esque ch-r-s.
where the f-ck is lindsey? that house wench forgot to do the dishes.
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