House of smiles
the house of smiles is the s-xual health clinic, where one goes to get rid of his chlamids that his cheating b-tch of an exgirlfriend gave him.
normal people dont go to the house of smiles its always that grimey girl who you knows going to be 16 with 10 black babies in a council estate.
“f-cking chlamydia? now im going to have to go to the house of smiles, again!! for f-cks sake!”
“i seen your l-ss down the house of smiles last wednesday, what i didnt go for a check up i was walking past”
“have you give me anything it burns when i p-ss?”
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