House of tards


word play on the phrase “house of cards”. a dwelling where a bunch of extasy addicts live. (e-tards). they sit around and roll on x all day and all night until parkinson’s disease kicks in.
dude, i went over to dwayne johnson’s pad. i scored some blue dolphins but i don’t like to hang out there. that place is a house of tards.

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