house pie


a term for a young woman from a rough background, who’s various issues manifest themselves through substance abuse or promiscuity. often, they work as c-cktail waitresses, secretaries, or other jobs that require them to be subjugated by men. generally very low self esteem
oh, that waitress? the one that works at oliver’s? oh yeah, she’s f-cked every guy in the neighborhood. she’s the house pie!

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