houseelfsyndrome
the fear of disobeying someone only way to be cured it so be given some clothing in a book
mum: “sweetie clean up!”
child: “ok…”
child: “dang it, she knows i have houseelfsyndrome”
child: “n-n muuuu no mum i won’t !” -chokes on word
mum: “not again…wait how do i stop the houseelfsyndrome again? oh yeah i give him clothing in a book.” -hands over a book with a sock in it-
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