Housenapped
a combination of being in your own home and being kidnapped in short when unwanted guests invite themselves in and wont gtfo
friend: so what did you do yesterday?
victim: the ex-wife used the kid to weasel her way in and housenapped me for an hour or two.
friend: how bad could that be?
victim: i’d rather take a spork to the eye.
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