HouseTurtle


/houseturtling
the act of hibernating in you or somebody else’s home doing nothing for a period of longer than 24 hours
juwon: are you going to the party tomorrow night?
conor: nah i’m gonna houseturtle at shaniquas house, maybe get some punani yaknow
juwon: ah good sh-t man, tell me how it goes

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