Housewife Vagina


a person. me. but it can also be used to refer to a chick that can cook like n-body’s buisness and likes or has thought about pursuing the p-ssy.

most housewife v-g-n-‘s have had bad experiences with men, therefore attracted to angelina jolie types and cook to relieve stress.

housewife v-g-n-‘s also make great loving mothers but are a bit unconventional about it.

i coined that sh-t though.
because its me n-gg-.
“why do they call you housewife v-g-n-?”

“because i can make bomb -ss brownies.”

“what about the v-g-n- part?”

“hey man don’t go askin questions just cuz i don’t eat the meat.”

“so why do you want your baby to have a blue mohawk? and why would you want to paint the white picket fence black?”

“because i’m housewife v-g-n- n-gg-b-tch.”

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