housing lottery
kenyon college’s version of the hunger games. a few privileged groups can avoid it. of all those who partic-p-te, a lucky few win and get all the glory, while most simply lose.
“aw man, i lost the housing lottery again. stuck in mather as a senior!”
“sorry man. it seems the odds are never in your favor. on the bright side, the number you got this year was the best soph-m-re lottery number last year.”
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