housochondriac


1. a person suffering from or subject to housochondria.
2. a person who worries or talks excessively about perceived problems with his or her house.
3. a person with imaginary house problems and ailments.

last month jill was sure she had dry-rot. this month she’s terrified of getting ice-dams. now that she’s a homeowner, jill is such a housochondriac.

Read Also:

  • Fellowship of the Rock

    a legacy of a tightly knit group const-tuting a kinship all exhibiting attributes of chiseled looks, excelsior athletic skills, impeccable academic talents and the overall spirit of winning. i was gonna go pick up on dat hottie in da club but the fellowship of the rock had dibs. did you see that guy steal that […]

  • Adobbin

    getting fired by mail courier because you dont answer your phone. i hear that guy was fired like adobbin.

  • lovemate

    defining the singular person in your life who is a combination of both soul mate and lover. level above boyfriend girlfriend falling just short of engagement or marriage. when we get our finances in order i intend to marry my lovemate.

  • Blue Man Group

    a percussionist band that combines music with visual effects and comedy. they do shows in vegas, nyc, chicago, boston, and berlin (in 2004.) the blue man group are my favorite band by far. 8 more definitions 1. a performance art group featuring men painted entirely in blue make-up. 2. according to arrested development, a support […]

  • Gas huffin Janice

    a gas huffing hill billy woman, usually a mother. usually lurks near swamps near nuclear plants or steel mills, has yellowish to green skin along with numerous lecherous sores on her swollen body. has a hurtin’ unit of a son named crusty cam, the hurtingest unit of them all, also has gas birth syndrome, giving […]


Disclaimer: housochondriac definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.