Houston Fillet


this dish is always served rare.

the entree is when a man eats out a woman on her period. common side dishes include:

coleslaw, when the man gets a hand job, j-zzes onto a head of cabbage feeds it to his girl.

baked beans, when a dude is nailing his girl doggy-style, he pushes her back down into a bowl shape and takes that type of dump that usually fills up the toilet with pebbles resembling the tooty legume.

texas toast, when a man brands both of his partner’s -ss cheeks and proceeds to tickle her chocolate starfish with his pole.
nikhil: “aw man, i’m really hungry for some houston fillet.”
neil: “good choice, what sides are you thinking of?”
nikhil: “i was going to go with baked beans and texas toast.”
neil: “nah, you should go with the coleslaw instead of the baked beans.”
nikhil: “sounds delicious!”

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