houston handbag
when a skier is carrying his skis, poles and boots in a certain way. the skis go together, then each pole strap goes over one end of the skis, creating a handle-like carrying system. for it to be a complete houston handbag, the ends of the skis must be covered by your boots
look at that doof, walkin around base with his houston handbag
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