Houston Jetpacked


you get an extreemly fat chick with giant saggy b–bs, strap that ho up with a d-ld-, get in front of that beast, flop them saggy t-tties over your back and down your chest ( like jetpack handles) squeeze them bad boys and let her rip up your -sshole…

also reffered to as the houston jetpacker
dude i can’t wait until i go to fat camp this summer, i’m gunne get houston jetpacked so many times!!!

dude that was the best houston jetpack ever!

why are you limping so bad bro?”…”sh-t man i got houston jettpacked so hardcore last night”

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