how i met your mother
a hilarious show involving five unique characters:
ted: the main character of the show. he tells his kids the story of how he met their mother. meaning that the entire show is in the past.
marshall: the lovable character who always knows what to say.
lilly: marshall’s fiance. crazy but hilarious and cute all the same.
barney: the heart of the show. unbelievably creepy and s-x addicted. but definitely the funniest character out there. kind of like kramer was in seinfeld.
robin: an independent and beautiful woman. the entire first season is about robin and ted’s “undiscovered love” for each other.
scene from how i met your mother:
barney: then we’re gonna meet some ladies, it’s gonna be legendary!
ted: don’t say “legendary” your too liberal with the word “legendary”.
flashback to barney at ted’s door in a snow suit:
barney: ted! we’re building an igloo in central park! it’s gonna be legendary! snow suit up!
ted slams door in barney’s face.
awesome
person 1: “have you seen the legendary tv show how i met your mother”
person 2: “yer its pretty awesome, lets suit up and go to the bar.”
legen…..wait for it…..dary! legendary!
“hey, did u watch how i met your mother last night?”
“how i met your mother rocked my brain hole.”
best freaking show ever created by anyone.
ranks with big bang theory, csi, and raising hope
person 1 – did you see how i met your mother last night?
person 2 – how could i have not!!
a show depicting what adulthood would be like if people never stopped being teenagers.
the day i see presumably well-to-do 20-somethings do a slap-bet, or consider anything to be “legen-wait for it… dary,” or god forbid, someone actually follows a bro code past the age of 20, i will give up on humanity.
wow, sat prep cl-ss sucks! lets drink that skunked keystone light you stole from your grandpas bas-m-nt and watch “how i met your mother” tonight! bro code rule #9000 says you need to have flat chips for queso dip and regular salsa must be accompanied with scoops chips, under penalty of a slap bet, legendary!
the biggest c-ck tease show of all time
jared: omg did you see how i met your mother last night? soo good, we almost found out who the mother was.!!!!
nick: no its such a c-ck tease, i have a life
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