How old is your newspaper?
a subst-tution for ‘ you are sooo~ left out.”, to tell someone that what they were saying was old news.
henry: “hey, i heard mark is going out with cathy. is it real?”
rick: “dude. how old is your newspaper? that’s 3 months ago. he’s going out with his side chick sabrina now.”
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