how to feel the magic
when a female has a p-n-s and get a b-n-r and slapps the p-n-s on ones face until it cracks open and then the one being slapped will suck on the crack, taking out all the juicy until they feel the magic. once that happens, they will see floating d-cks in the sky as they fall through the universe of s-x. then they take their v-g-n- and shove ones leg in, an arm, their head, the other leg, the other arm, and burrow inside of the v-g-n- amd wait 9 months until they are reborn as an adult. then santa and the easter bunny start “do’in it” on top of the man-baby and then will you feel the magic
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