how to kill someone
alright, first you need to find your victim. get them alone, maybe in their car or in a park at night. take chicken wire and choke them to death. after that you need to dispose of the body. there are many ways but some work better for your situation. a good way if you live near woods is to bury the body about 6-7 feet down. fill in the hole over half way then put a dead carc-ss of some animal, deer or dog works best. when the dogs go out and try to smell out the body, they will go crazy where the dog is buried. the person will dig up the dog and keep going because he will think the dog was mislead. another good way is to chop the body up into little peaces and spread them around. deserts are good places because the sun will dry it up and not many people look there. lakes/oceans are good places too but make sure that the pieces wont float back up. burning the body can be good too, just make sure that you dont leave any teeth, police can check dental records. ps- this is a joke, don’t actually do this.
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