How you count?


loosely the same as “what’s up?”, but usually used specifically to challenge/taunt somebody.
rufus nails the alley-oop with a one-arm over-the-head p-ss from mr. smooth. they turn to their opponnent, arms raised, and say…”how you count?!?”

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