Howdon Claw
a small suburn of the north east of england, the ‘howdon claw’ refers to a fringe on a female which looks like it has been shaped around a c-ke can, such is its pr-nounced cylindrical-ness. you can see young charvers sporting the howdon claw.
“ah’s gannin oot doon the keyside the neet… the bords ye find doon there are geet cl-ssy an that, none o yer howdon claw sh-te man.”
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