Howie Swag


howie swag is when you make things awkward when you meet someone new because you find it funny.
person 1: nice to meet you

person 2: potatoes…i mean nice to meet you too.
(awkwardly give the person a handshake or hug)
person 2: sorry that was my howie swag.

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