Howitzer

1) a large gun used to blow things up.

2) a rather potent c-cktail-shot consisting of sambuca and rum.
1) sh-t! they’re shooting at us with howitzers!

2) i’m going to the bar for a howitzer.
a howitzer is a powerful, automatic loading artillery cannon. the current artillery in the usa military is the m109 howitzer. it is mobile and can fire many, high explosive rounds at far away targets. howitzers are generally used for support or to soften up an area before said area is invaded.
before the m-ssive -ssault on fallujah during operation iraqi freedom, starting in november of 2004, howitzers fired many rounds at strategic targets to soften up the area, then fired during the invasion when soldiers needed support.
referring to a really fat girl. comes from the saying “bringin in the big guns”
“that club would be nice if there weren’t so many howitzers in there”
the common occurrence while defecating when a loud powerful fart proceeds a fast moving sh-t bullet that chips the bowl
he drunkenly fell off the cr-pper and howitzered through the stall wall where the sh-t shrapnel got lodged in the occupant’s leg
a robotic cannon used in desert storm. it is a very devastating weapon and only takes 2 men to fire. it is much more effective than the world war 2 artillery cannons.
the howitzer was invented by the germans.
a way to start off a sentence when greeting someone. usually good for a laugh, along the lines of answering the phone “good aftermorning!”
howitzer doing?