howlingtwat

a howlingtw-t is an absolute howler, who also is a bit of a tw-t if you can suspend disbelief and believe that.

generally these people are self-aggrandizing, arrogant d-ckwads.

basically a huge f-cking tw-t, who tries hard to shove his chode-worthy peg-leg up other peoples p–p-chutes, but eventually ends up getting fowl howlers shoving their far more opaque and substantial peg-legs up his overly hyped, bl–dy mudslide regularly.

howlingtw-ts are commonly found across the spectrum, and in very large quant-ties in countries as varied as belgium, canada, china, france, germany, israel, and russia, where they commonly const-tute most of the population. they also const-tute the peasants in countries not mentioned above.

they are usually told as children that they are important, and they usually go to schools impoverished, but try to rise above the dirt by being howlingtw-ts. their common justification is that they scored 5-20% better in maths, or some other subject in school or college.
howlingtw-t: “look how big my head is. my math skills are higher than yours thus i deserve your sisters p-ssy’
top 10%: “shut up b-tch, bend over for the fowl howlers, like you were born to”
howlingtw-t: “no i am smarter than you, trust meee!’
top 10%: “not true b-tch.”
howlingtw-t: “noooooo. ouch. youuurre hurrrtinnnnnngg mmeeeeeee”
top 10%: “how does that feel”
howlingtw-t: “i am better than youuuuu. loookkk at myyy mattthhh skilllssss. owwwwch. ouuuuucccccch!@!!!!”