Hoyng
hoyng ths sound made by david h-sselhoff’s p-n-s when it becomes erect
hoyng “oh no you hear that h-sselhoffs c-ck is hard again”
the act of inverting your p-n-s when seeing anyone of authority.
one who salavates at the site of any p-n-s. often finds themself stuck trying to suck themselves off when taking a shower.
one who tries to convince everyone he meets that he’s in charge, but actually takes it in the b-tt whenever the opportunity arises.
it’s so cold out, i’m about to hoyng.
i need a raise, maybe i should hoyng for the position.
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