hoyster


n. a person in a state of horniness derived from m-ss consumption of oysters. from the english “h-rny” (a feeling of randy-ness) and “oyster ” (a slimy muscle of the see). the term was coined by 3 ballers at oyster fest 2013.
dude, i ate so many oysters, i’m such a hoyster.

dude, you wanna shuck some hoysters tonight?

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