Hpooa
hot piece of old -ss. h.p.o.o.a – hpooa (`ha-pooh-ah)
an acronym describing the unusual s-x appeal of the elderly. usually referring to hot older males or females ages 50 and above. can be used as a noun or adjective.
1. d-mn vince check out the hpooa! the way she wiggles in her walker is hot!
2. atsushi, two more years and your gonna be a hpooa!
3. your grandpa’s hot, what a hpooa!
4. theres a gang of hpooa up in here! well dude its a old folks home.
credit goes to kaleena wynn and vince yy for research.
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