HPVQ


high pitched virginal quif (high-picht-virginal-kweef):

1) a build up of air expelled by a tight virgin resulting in a high pitched squeal. reminiscent of the sound air makes from a balloon that has the opening pinched.

2) an expression used when lmf– or qmfo is not sufficient to describe the immense amount of excitement/suprise created by a situation or person.
scotty: what the f-ck is that sound? an ambulance siren

cody: no i just hpvq’d! sorry dude, i’m really embar-ssed.

cody: this guy i picked up last night at the meat works had a 15inch c-ck that split me like n-body’s business.

scotty: hpvq!!!!!!!

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