HR says ‘no comment’
saying, in essence, that you can’t answer that question, since, to the human resources dept, it might qualify as s-xual har-ssment to say what you really feel.
them: so, mike, i heard that the ustta changed the size of ping pong b-lls. how big are your b-lls? heh heh.
me: (smiling) hr says ‘no comment’.
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someone else at work: so, have you met warren’s new receptionist, julie? what do you think about her?
me: (smiling) hr says ‘no comment’. (serious face) seriously though, she seems competent.
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