Hristijan


an ancient macedonian -n-logy that has been used as a name since the early 4th century. pr-nounced as “chrtistian”, the phrase translates to “strong, like bull but with a much smaller p-n-s”.
“that guy looks so strong”
“hahahahah he is probably just a hristijan”

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