Huachón breakfast


when a secretly gay, married man acts in a way that is particularly attentive to his wife (such as making her breakfast in bed), in an attempt to make up for the sham marriage in which she is imprisoned.
– my friend’s husband takes her out to celebrate every month’s anniversary of their wedding. why aren’t you sweet like that?

– nah, he’s just trying to make up for being out cruising for hot guys every other night of the month. cl-ssic huachón breakfast.

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