Hubbard
an uncool, slow, unfashionable, annoying, awkward or stupid cyclist. often identified by wearing a helmet that is more than 15 years old, poor judgement on the road or by the ridiculous cargo they carry on their bike. in a racing context hubbards are identified by having unshaven legs, riding a giant or by an inability go round a corner with the peleton without almost causing a crash. rec-mbent cyclists are automatically hubbards.
“did you see that guy racing on a softride?”
“yeah, what a hubbard”
v.t. & n. 1) v.t. to cheat, make a fool of, to appropriate large amounts of money under the cover of a new age religion.
2) n. the person who perpetrates the above acts.
3) n. a mediocre but prolific writer of pulp fiction whose fans are now republishing his entire oeuvre in the mistaken belief that this will prove him to be the greatest storyteller of all time, bigger than h.p. lovecraft, robert e. howard, ray bradbury, or anyone else who owned a typewriter in the 1930’s.
(from o.e ‘heobard’, or “cheating frigging lying druggie tax-evading b-st-rd”)
how much did you pay for that piece-of-sh-t car? dude, you were hubbarded.
huhb-erd
–noun
1. a chick who continues to hang out with a guy who has confessed to liking a justin bieber song.
2. f-g hag.
3. a doc-ment, record, or instrument that contains the full married name of a divorced woman.
“his mysp-ce said he was into social distortion, i could have never imagined that meeting him in person would ultimately result in my becoming a total hubbard.”
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