Hubbard


an uncool, slow, unfashionable, annoying, awkward or stupid cyclist. often identified by wearing a helmet that is more than 15 years old, poor judgement on the road or by the ridiculous cargo they carry on their bike. in a racing context hubbards are identified by having unshaven legs, riding a giant or by an inability go round a corner with the peleton without almost causing a crash. rec-mbent cyclists are automatically hubbards.
“did you see that guy racing on a softride?”

“yeah, what a hubbard”
v.t. & n. 1) v.t. to cheat, make a fool of, to appropriate large amounts of money under the cover of a new age religion.
2) n. the person who perpetrates the above acts.
3) n. a mediocre but prolific writer of pulp fiction whose fans are now republishing his entire oeuvre in the mistaken belief that this will prove him to be the greatest storyteller of all time, bigger than h.p. lovecraft, robert e. howard, ray bradbury, or anyone else who owned a typewriter in the 1930’s.
(from o.e ‘heobard’, or “cheating frigging lying druggie tax-evading b-st-rd”)
how much did you pay for that piece-of-sh-t car? dude, you were hubbarded.
huhb-erd

–noun

1. a chick who continues to hang out with a guy who has confessed to liking a justin bieber song.

2. f-g hag.

3. a doc-ment, record, or instrument that contains the full married name of a divorced woman.
“his mysp-ce said he was into social distortion, i could have never imagined that meeting him in person would ultimately result in my becoming a total hubbard.”

Read Also:

  • WeinerFag

    your girlfriend’s best male friend who has always liked her but never made a move (or made a move and got rejected). you: hey sarah, wanna go to a movie and give each other handjobs in the back of the theater? sarah: i would, but thursday is coffee night with matt, my bff. you: matt […]

  • boggette

    n. 1. a person who worships the beautiful soprano sierra boggess and who know that her real name should be sierra g-ddess because she’s perfect. and they all know that they are enough. they are also probably obsessed with the little mermaid, les mis, the phantom of the opera, love never dies, and ramin karimloo. […]

  • COD Faggot

    also known as cod f-g. a cod f-ggot can be identified if the person plays constantly and/or talks about cod (particularly mw2) all the time. cod f-ggotness is sometimes also seen as a un-official disease since it seems to spread like one except with the symptoms of a cod f-goot. how to determine symptoms of […]

  • kamry

    she loves hanging out with her friends and family, she has beautiful blue eyes, a good sense of humor, shes intelligent, confident, creative, warmhearted, and sociable friends- want to hang out kamry- sure, when? a sarcastic hoe. specifically one who is sarcastic after midnight. we were playing cards late at night and the girls we’re […]

  • we meet, we mate, we disintegrate!

    we meet, we mate, we disintegrate! this is exactly what is says we meet someone we have a s-xual encounter then eventually we die…the basics of life! we meet, we mate, we disintegrate! this is exactly what is says we meet someone we have a s-xual encounter then eventually we die…the basics of life!


Disclaimer: Hubbard definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.