hubble telescoping
receiving such high definition nudes from a distant land, that one learns new information about the human anatomy.
guy 1: this girl ive been talking to online from nepal has been hubble telescoping me recently.
guy 2: what?
guy 1: this image quality is so great! i had no idea the cl-torus is at the top of the v-g-n-!!
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