hublaphobia
when your scared of taking a m-ssive dump. being scared that the sh-t will be so large it could tear the -sshole. constantly thinking that the sh-t may tear the hole open so much the hole could form its own mind and take control over the hole. the hole will spread all the way under the gooch to the b-llsack. after it reaches the b-llsack it starts to eat away at the b-llsack. first the hole will eat all the hair away from the sack and then go in for the kill. when going in for the kill the hole starts starts to take the reminants of the sh-t and dab it on the sack. thereford the nutrients that are left in the p–p will help make the skin around the sack healthy. new pub skin is very tender and very vulnerable. as the new little d-ckens are growing, the hole eats away at the sack and devours all the skin until the b-lls physically drop from the sack. after the male cannot produce any sperm, but can f-ck the b-tches down at the club and wont pregnate them. then after the b-lls fall out the man will want to go out for a nice cup of tea and crumpets
dude i am so scared to p–p!
why man?
i dont want hublaphobia!
dude oh man dude i’m scared of that sh-t
yeah i know my mom got it!
what happened?!
her d-ck fell off! and then died from being to fat!
she was fat?
yeah man she ate like f-ckin 40 million crumpets a day
f-ckin gumby
i’m gunna go f-ck a cow man
okay peace bra
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