huckmole
huckmole:
traditionally a term used to describe a woman who you find mentally, physically, and s-xually repulsive. the ‘huckmole’ may or may not be deformed, r-t-rded, nor obese, she will however in some way make you consciously aware of the physical and psychological effects i described.
you and your p-ssenger/mate are driving down the road and your mate notices a hot chick walking on the sidewalk in the same direction as the car is traveling. upon slowing the car for maximum perve time, both you and your p-ssenger/mate become aware that the ‘hot chick’ is in fact a 62 year old huckmole with sagging br–sts, and a big gut.
generally it is acceptable to inform your p-ssenger/mate that if he points out or brings any more huckmoles to your attention on the commute/drive that he can get the f-ck out and walk. however, the shock of your p-ssenger/mate accidentally mistaking a ‘hot chick’ for a huckmole is usually enough to correct any error of judgment again for that particular drive/commute.
it is almost always compulsory to bag your p-ssenger/mate out for such a horrendous f-ck up for the next 72 hours or so as well.
when something/someone is so disgusting that there is no other way to describe it
daymmm, that b-tch is a huck mole.
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