huevón
in méxico, an extremely lazy person. in chile, dude or a stupid person, similar to the mexican güey.
mexico: don’t be huevón and start working!
chile: what’s up, huevón. that guy is such a huevón.
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in latin culture, a lazy man. a huevon is a person who is so lazy that his t-st-cl-s drag on the ground. derived from the use of the spanish word huevos (eggs) as a slang word for t-st-cl-s. a huevona is a the female equivalent, although a bit less true-to-form given the lack of a droopy b-llsack!
after a long night of video games, mateo slept until noon and missed work living up to his t-tle of chief huevon.
in chile, among friends say “huevón”.
hey “huevón”, have you see the new teacher?
muchos significados:
– tipo, sujeto
– estúpido, imbécil, pendejo
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huevon literally refers to the size of a mans “cojones”. it is commonly used to indicate how lazy someone is. the bigger the “huevon” you are, the lazier.
guey your such a huevon.
1. stupid f-ck.
2. homie.
3. huevona: used amongst punani to refer to each other in a friendly manner, or to say bad thangs about another b-tch.
1. santiago es un huevonaso, porque chucha se agarra tres veces a esa perra tan fea.
santiago is r-t-rded, why the f-ck does he make out 3 times with that ugly b-tch.
2. habla huevon! a los años.
hey man! long time no see.
3. huevona, esa huevona se pesco a tu ex, pegale.
females talking: hey b-tch, that b-tch made out with your ex, kick her -ss.
main entry: hue·von
pr-nunciation: u-a-von
function: noun
1. a stupid f-ck and/or pr-ck.
2. spanish word for a person excelling in the art of stupidity.
3. a man with particularily large, hanging b-lls. in many latin countries, the size of a man’s b-lls is directly proportional to his inteligence (large b-lls=pea sized intellect).
related uses: hueva; diminutive: huevonsito; others: huevonsote or huevota
english:
that huevón wouldn’t know his -ss from a hole in the ground!
i’m sick of that huevon talking sh-t all the time
spanish:
ese huevón no sabe mas que hablar mierda todo el dia!
me tiene mamado ese huevosito!
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