Hug a hoodie
a campaign set up by uk conservative leader david cammeron in an attempt to try and tackle the problem of anti-social behaviour in the inner cities.
labour: “those f-cking chavs are at it again, get my shotgun!”
tori: “man that isn’t going to work, you’ve got to kill them with kindness, hug a hoodie!”
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