Hug and Tug
when a man is feeling down in the dumps and at the same time feels that if he could get at minimum a hand job that it will help make him feel better. normally after he breaks up with his girl and he confides in a female friend for a shoulder to lean on and hopefully for an additional stress relieving hj.
nate: hey curtis, i just broke up with holly today. i’m not my same old self right now.
curtis: know what you need man, a hug and tug. why dont you give molly a call. shes a good friend of yours and shes always down for a little wacktion.
nate: h-ll yeah man, im calling her -ss right now!
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