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• Selevenitinininon

  sluring of words while drunk, or intoxicated; i.e. confused in demeanor, acting foul, same question every five minutes, excessive hugging can also force thought. selevenitinininon “dude check out that selevenitinininon….” “awesome.” “what’s awesome? i made up a word?” “nah dude, the selevenitinininon.” “where?” “she’s over there, let’s h-t on her.” “think she’ll give it up?” […]

• call crap

  to indicate that something is a blatant lie, and obvious falsehood. i’m gonna have to call cr-p on ya there, mr. president.

• texticular homicide

  murder or manslaughter perpetrated by a driver who was texting while driving a vehicle hrmm… phone in hand, reports of swerving in and out of the oncoming late, and a dead person in the other car… yep, looks like a clear cut case of texticular homicide! put the phone down mam’ and get out of […]

• Text Rage

  when people get angry about a text that was misunderstood. this usually happens when the texter forgets that sarcasm and charming voices do not carry well via text. the textee then feels that anger or ill will has been presented and lashes out against the unsuspecting sender of the original text. friendships have been severed […]

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