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• cark it

  to die. “my aunt carked it yesterd’y” to die. princess diana did cark (it) in a car crash in paris. to die / p-ss away / expire. usually used only for humans but will probably find its way to being used for animals and batteries. can simply be shortened to “cark” “you’ll never believe this, […]

• poorsome

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• 12 O' Clock Tuck

  when you get a b-n-r in public and flip your c-ck up into your waistband.(it feels good so try not to bust a load into your bellyb-tton. “dude i was in cl-ss and i was thinking about gabby bedard and brandon smith cuz i’m bi, and i got a b-n-r so i did the 12 […]

• bullshivism

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