Hugo Diani


a person who is generally a giant p-ssy, but thinks he is the sh-t. has inherited a fortune, mostly through a restaurant chain empire and specializes in blowing money in wh-r-houses and shady karaoke establishments. also never fails to come up with excuses for not showing up to events.
f-ck, we just got hugo diani-ed. we’ve been waiting for him to show up for an hour now.

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